No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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