i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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