found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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