Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
drinking out of a sandbucket again
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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