sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this beer tastes like vomit already
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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