You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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