I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Only a mothe r could love this liver
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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