I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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