My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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