Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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