She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
