i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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