Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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