he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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