Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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