You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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