how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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