Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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