Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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