real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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