The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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