I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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