Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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