I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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