i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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