id be glad to
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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