who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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