I like my sex mixed with concussions.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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