If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
And then he peed in my hair
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