covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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