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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers

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  eat her like coffee?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun

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• (207): View more from Maine

  dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.

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• (925): View more from California

  I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.

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