I murdered the dance floor call the cops
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now