Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.