Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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