oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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