Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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