no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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