last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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