Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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