she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Panties = found
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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