He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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