I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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