Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Randomize
