i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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