I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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