Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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