yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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