The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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