Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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