3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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