Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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