This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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