Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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