i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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