Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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