I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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