you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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