Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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