the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You were trust falling into bushes
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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