quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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